His Fucking Martian

His Fucking Martian desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

His Fucking Martian often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Martian desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a helmet being the item opted for.

His Fucking Martian looked for a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge being the thing opted for.

His Fucking Martian desperately searched for a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

His Fucking Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.