A Horny Martian

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A Horny Martian craved for a lava lamp that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

A Horny Martian always kept a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

A Horny Martian desperately needed a pint of beer to demolish. It was a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Horny Martian always carried a cup that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Strangely, a cup was the item that was opted for.

A Horny Martian owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

A Horny Martian craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.