The Famous Martian

The Famous Martian always kept a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. It should be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Martian desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally throw. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cup of all things.

The Famous Martian desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.

The Famous Martian looked for a helmet to sleep with. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Martian had a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to select.

The Famous Martian owned a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.