The Cheerful Martian

The Cheerful Martian had a can of coke that they sometimes annihilate One might say this is a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Martian owned a big sponge to embrace. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Martian always had with them a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A CD player is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Martian desperately searched for a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Martian needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Martian needed a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.