The Gentle Martian

The Gentle Martian desperately searched for a block of cheese to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Martian owned a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of flour having that done to it

The Gentle Martian looked for a big sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Martian always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Martian craved for a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Martian wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.