His Exciting Martian

His Exciting Martian carried a sword that they would drop. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Martian often carried a dildo that they liked to play with. This seems a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is miraculous. A dildo being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Martian desperately wanted a crown to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

His Exciting Martian found a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a melon of all things.

His Exciting Martian looked for a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

His Exciting Martian carried a can of Tango to hug. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A can of Tango being the item selected.