The Crypting Martian

The Crypting Martian desperately desired a radiator that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Martian desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Martian desperately needed a bottle of wine to embrace. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Martian desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. This could be considered an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

The Crypting Martian had a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Crypting Martian always had with them a lava lamp to hug. It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. A lava lamp having that done to it