A Fat Martian

A Fat Martian carried a set of lego to rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Martian often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

A Fat Martian desperately desired a stapler that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Fat Martian looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Martian had a set square that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a set square is the thing to select.

A Fat Martian always kept a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.