His Curious Martian

His Curious Martian wanted a bottle of coke to put up their bum. It should be a different operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

His Curious Martian carried a piece of paper that they would often sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

His Curious Martian wanted a stretchman that they would often play with. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

His Curious Martian wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

His Curious Martian always carried a porno magazine that they would share. It was considered to be a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

His Curious Martian desperately desired a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.