His Bewildered Martian

His Bewildered Martian wanted a mug that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Martian wanted a cup that they would often drop. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Martian desperately wanted a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Martian carried a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Martian looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Martian always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler would be the chosen thing.