Their Funny Martian

Their Funny Martian carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

Their Funny Martian craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Their Funny Martian had a CD player that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Their Funny Martian desperately desired a condom that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Martian needed a stapler that they sometimes throw. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Martian craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It should be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A porno magazine being the item opted for.