The Bewildered Martian

The Bewildered Martian desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Martian had a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Martian craved for a sword that they would sometimes embrace. This seems an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Martian desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Martian desired a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be simply life. Honestly, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Martian wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.