The Confused Martian

The Confused Martian owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Confused Martian desperately looked for a bat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A bat being the thing opted for.

The Confused Martian desperately desired a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Martian desperately wanted a pen that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be fun. A pen was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Martian searched for a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Martian often carried a stretchman that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.