Handsome Martian

Handsome Martian needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was awesome. A pint of beer was the chosen item.

Handsome Martian desired a bag of flour to put in the bath with him. It should be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Handsome Martian searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Handsome Martian always kept a vibrator that they would throw. It should be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Handsome Martian had a piece of paper that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Handsome Martian found a rubber johnny to break. One might consider this to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.