Their Gentle Martian

Their Gentle Martian owned a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Their Gentle Martian craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Martian had a stapler that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Martian found a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge having that done to it

Their Gentle Martian searched for a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Gentle Martian desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.