Her Grumpy Martian

Her Grumpy Martian desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Martian always carried a porno magazine to share. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Martian had a wig that they sometimes eat. It was a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a wig being the thing opted for.

Her Grumpy Martian often carried a big sponge to drop. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Martian wanted a hat that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

Her Grumpy Martian desperately desired a custard pie to sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.