Confused Martian

Confused Martian had a bag of flour that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour having that done to it

Confused Martian desired a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. It should be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Confused Martian found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Martian craved for a pint of cider to experiment on. This seems an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Confused Martian needed a magic 8 ball that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Confused Martian desperately looked for a radiator to annihilate This seems a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.