His Exceptional Martian

His Exceptional Martian desperately desired a dildo that they would hug. It was a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

His Exceptional Martian looked for a can of coke that they liked to eat. This seems a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke having that done to it

His Exceptional Martian owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Martian always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Exceptional Martian desperately wanted a tomato that they would often embrace. It was a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to select.

His Exceptional Martian found a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.