The Orange Martian

The Orange Martian owned a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to select.

The Orange Martian searched for a teapot that they would often put on his head. This seems a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot of all things.

The Orange Martian often carried a little monkey that they sometimes worship. It should be an odd activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was sublime. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Orange Martian owned a bat to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a new idea, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Martian always kept a melon that they liked to hug. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Martian needed a dildo that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.