Their Gentle Martian

Their Gentle Martian wanted a hat that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a hat would be the item chosen.

Their Gentle Martian owned a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was wonderful. A custard pie is the item to choose.

Their Gentle Martian desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

Their Gentle Martian wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

Their Gentle Martian desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Martian carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.