Her Foolish Martian

Her Foolish Martian desperately looked for a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Martian desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Her Foolish Martian needed a bag of flour that they would often embrace. It was a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

Her Foolish Martian always kept a big sponge that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Her Foolish Martian desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Her Foolish Martian owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A Harry Potter wand having that done to it