The Lovely Martian

The Lovely Martian desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a curious activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Martian desired a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Martian often carried a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Martian found a stapler that they would often share. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Lovely Martian always had with them a radiator that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Lovely Martian looked for a porno magazine to cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it