My Troubled Martian

My Troubled Martian always kept a dildo that they would often worship. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

My Troubled Martian needed a toilet brush that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

My Troubled Martian carried a cucumber to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Troubled Martian desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often annihilate One might say this is a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

My Troubled Martian owned a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Martian desperately searched for a pen to embrace. It would be a different operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.