The Crazy Martian

The Crazy Martian owned a melon to sit and look at. It would have been a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Martian always had with them a spade that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a weird activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Martian looked for a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. It should have been an astonishing action, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Crazy Martian always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Crazy Martian searched for a hat that they would occasionally break. It should be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. A hat was the chosen item.

The Crazy Martian desperately looked for a wig that they would often eat. It should be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.