Their Beautiful Martian

Their Beautiful Martian found a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey of all things.

Their Beautiful Martian desperately needed a spade that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Their Beautiful Martian carried a pint of cider that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Martian desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Their Beautiful Martian looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Their Beautiful Martian desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.