The Bum Loving Martian

The Bum Loving Martian always kept a mug that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Martian desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a new activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Martian searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Martian always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Martian desired a condom that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

The Bum Loving Martian wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes share. It would be a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.