Her Adorable Monkey

Her Adorable Monkey often carried a bag of flour that they would throw. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Her Adorable Monkey desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally break. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Adorable Monkey had a chocolate bar to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar of all things.

Her Adorable Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Adorable Monkey desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

Her Adorable Monkey desperately craved for a wig to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.