Her Funny Monkey

Her Funny Monkey wanted a little monkey that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. A little monkey being the thing selected.

Her Funny Monkey had a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Her Funny Monkey often carried a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. It would have been a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

Her Funny Monkey wanted a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Her Funny Monkey had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Her Funny Monkey wanted a rubber chicken to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.