The Crypting Monkey

The Crypting Monkey desperately craved for a set square to throw. This seems a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Monkey looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Crypting Monkey desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. It should be an odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Monkey carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was awesome. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Monkey desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A radiator being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Monkey desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes share. It would have been a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be epic. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.