The Jolly Monkey

The Jolly Monkey needed a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Jolly Monkey searched for a radiator that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was spectacular. A radiator is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Monkey looked for a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Monkey carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. This seems to be an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was fun. A bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Monkey owned a hat that they would demolish. It might have been an odd thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Monkey always had with them a mug that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was opted for.