The Red Monkey

The Red Monkey searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Monkey always had with them a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Monkey desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Red Monkey always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Red Monkey looked for a radiator that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Red Monkey carried a cheese grater that they sometimes annihilate It was a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.