My Special Monkey

My Special Monkey needed a spade that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

My Special Monkey always carried a pint of beer to throw. It is a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

My Special Monkey always carried a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Special Monkey searched for a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was stunning. A custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

My Special Monkey owned a cucumber that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

My Special Monkey found a bat that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bat having that done to it