Her Boring Monkey

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Her Boring Monkey always carried a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Monkey desperately looked for a custard pie that they liked to drop. This could be considered an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Her Boring Monkey craved for a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Her Boring Monkey craved for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Monkey searched for a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is stunning. A cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Monkey often carried a condom that they would sometimes drop. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.