The Beautiful Monkey

The Beautiful Monkey found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Monkey always carried a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Monkey always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Monkey owned a stapler that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Beautiful Monkey searched for a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Monkey needed a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.