The Magical Monkey

The Magical Monkey needed a custard pie that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Monkey often carried a teapot that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item selected.

The Magical Monkey always carried a melon that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing selected.

The Magical Monkey always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a weird idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Magical Monkey desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato of all things.

The Magical Monkey often carried a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.