His Worrisome Monkey

His Worrisome Monkey needed a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is fun. A dildo is the thing to opt for.

His Worrisome Monkey craved for a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a condom being the item opted for.

His Worrisome Monkey desperately wanted a piece of paper to drop. This could be considered an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

His Worrisome Monkey always carried a CD player that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

His Worrisome Monkey desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

His Worrisome Monkey always carried a CD player that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen thing.