His Jolly Monkey

His Jolly Monkey desired a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A cucumber having that done to it

His Jolly Monkey always had with them a computer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

His Jolly Monkey desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Jolly Monkey needed a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Monkey desired a sword that they would break. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Monkey owned a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato having that done to it