Their Weary Monkey

Their Weary Monkey always carried a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

Their Weary Monkey owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

Their Weary Monkey always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

Their Weary Monkey carried a cucumber that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be epic. Strangely, a cucumber being the item selected.

Their Weary Monkey desperately looked for a bat to worship. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was fun. A bat being the chosen item.

Their Weary Monkey desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sit and look at. It was a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.