A Silly Monkey

A Silly Monkey desperately desired a hat that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

A Silly Monkey owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Monkey craved for a melon that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Silly Monkey desperately craved for a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Strangely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

A Silly Monkey always carried a computer that they would share. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a computer being the item selected.

A Silly Monkey desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.