My Handsome Monkey

My Handsome Monkey had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

My Handsome Monkey owned a little monkey that they sometimes break. It was a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Handsome Monkey desperately wanted a vibrator that they would worship. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

My Handsome Monkey desired a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

My Handsome Monkey craved for a pen that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pen being the item selected.

My Handsome Monkey always had with them a ball that they would often put on his head. It might have been a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.