Her Horny Monkey

Her Horny Monkey searched for a sponge that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge of all things.

Her Horny Monkey desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often worship. This seems a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

Her Horny Monkey desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Horny Monkey wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Monkey carried a pen that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen having that done to it

Her Horny Monkey craved for a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was opted for.