The Horny Monkey

The Horny Monkey desperately wanted a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Monkey always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Monkey always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally hug. It is an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Monkey always carried a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Monkey found a rubber chicken to throw. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Monkey desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to worship. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen item.