My Anxious Monkey

My Anxious Monkey wanted a stretchman that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

My Anxious Monkey desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

My Anxious Monkey wanted a cheese grater to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

My Anxious Monkey carried a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword was the item that was chosen.

My Anxious Monkey always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Anxious Monkey desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.