My Bewildered Monkey

My Bewildered Monkey desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often break. It might have been a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

My Bewildered Monkey desperately desired a lava lamp that they would experiment on. It might be a new operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Monkey wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes share. It should be an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was epic. A little monkey being the item selected.

My Bewildered Monkey always carried a computer that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Monkey desperately desired a tomato to drop. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Monkey often carried a condom that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.