The Confused Monkey

The Confused Monkey often carried a vibrator to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a curious thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Monkey found a tomato that they would demolish. It is considered to be a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Monkey desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Monkey desired a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Monkey needed a lava lamp that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Confused Monkey craved for a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.