The Eccentric Monkey

The Eccentric Monkey found a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a hat being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Monkey looked for a cup that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A cup would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Monkey often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Monkey found a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Monkey found a pen to hug. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a pen would be the chosen thing.