My Bum Loving Monkey

My Bum Loving Monkey wanted a condom that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a condom would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Monkey carried a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Monkey always had with them a custard pie to demolish. This is certainly a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was exciting. A custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Monkey had a lava lamp to worship. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Monkey searched for a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Monkey desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it