The Grumpy Monkey

The Grumpy Monkey wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Monkey looked for a stapler that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Monkey needed a wig that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Monkey desired a cup that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Monkey found a cup that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Monkey carried a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.