The Fucking Monkey

The Fucking Monkey looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Monkey always had with them a little monkey to put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Monkey desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It is a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Monkey carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Monkey often carried a ball that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was entertaining. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

The Fucking Monkey always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.