My Lonely Monkey

My Lonely Monkey always kept a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Monkey desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Monkey found a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

My Lonely Monkey craved for a wig that they would experiment on. This seems to be an unusual idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the item opted for.

My Lonely Monkey desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Monkey desperately craved for a teapot to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.